About me

I’m a Minneapolis-based Internet influencer. You may not have heard of me before, but you’ve heard of me now. As an influencer, people ask me about my metrics. "None of your damn business," I tell them. Yes, I could do with dropping a few pounds, but as a citizen of the Internet, I can achieve the same result with Photoshop. I'm unashamedly liberal, which means I believe we do certain together, even if we don't always like each other.


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